there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure
we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
"I want to stop running away from everything.
I want to find something to run toward."
A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.